Monday, 10 February 2014

Modi ji Model Successfully implemented in Banana Republic


There is a sudden increase in growth rate of  banana republic , which came as a great surprise to world. Where major countries like European nation and America is dropping down. Banana republic has shown extraordinary growth. When asked to the president of banana republic he said this the second time we came into news due to India , Before it was due to jamai raja of India .Now because of the job opportunities provided by Modi ji development model.
In an interview with president he said , modi ji provided great job opportunities in online marketing. With classes regarding making up facts now our history is 1000 years , with fact claiming
1. It was Modi ji plan to explore america but because of few reason he dropped it and ask columbus to do so.
2. E=mc square was first said by modi ji to einstein where E  here is election and m- making  c is champu square. where einstein get it completely wrong.

In banana republic now the trending topics are #shehzadagobackitaly , #pappu ,#iampm.
Recently a hilarious video of  Shehzada got highest hits and was again released in a 3hr movie form whose net collection was more than Dhoom3 . President of banana republic tax freed the movie for 3 years , now the intercepts of interview being added in curriculum to teach spelling of empower and full form of RTI.

Modi ji brigade of  enlightened people have conquered major social networking sites and there 100-200 line "greatness of modi ji" essays are  spread everywhere.

Soon the Gdp has reached heights , net income and revenue has crossed the revenue of flappy birds and now they are targeting angry birds .

On this issue digi again targeted non secular forces saying "this will cause unrest in banana republic".
and NDTV is preparing a documentary by some completely biased so called specialist telling Banana republic was developed way back in time and this growth is nothing to do with modi ji.

When asked Kejriwal ji regarding this matter he said they demand a strong lokpal in banana republic and thus they are planning to have a rally and Anshan before banana republic's president house.